Quotes

From From the Wandering Isle
  • Simeon stabs Ezra in their butt (session 3)
    Fyllion, to Hali: "Can you turn into a chicken?" (Session 1)

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  • Saatia: "Then you're just a wet bandit." (Session 4)
  • Storm: "Do you happen to know the name of the poledancer, I mean Polecat dancer?" as he continues the most kinky session so far; (Session 4)
  • Dins: "Have I found the biggest Fox on the internet?" (Session 4)
  • Fyllion, to Hali: "Can you turn into a horse?" (Session 4)
  • Storm, to Hali: "Or maybe a camel?" (Session 4)
  • Storm: "We understand eachother, Saatia, a massage must be functional." (Session 4)
  • Storm: "Next interrogation, we can do good massager - bad massager." (Session 4)

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  • Yorla: "LUNAFREIA, your new friends are here" - Frei: "Mom, stop it, you're emberassing me." (Session 5)

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  • Dins: "Fyllion's delighted with his little wooden Chihuahua." (Session 10)
  • Fyllion, looking down on pedestrian water & soap, but also caught out outside the toilet he doesn't actually master prestigitation "Do you have anything to magically wash my hands?" (Session 10)
  • Fyllion (the aspiring cult leader to Mi'Kal): "i'll put you in the circle of trust now." (Session 10)

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  • Ezra: "Maybe you should try rtubbing it with your feet? Maybe Satan has a foot fetish" (Session 12)
  • Storm to Virgil: "Your daddy won't be pleased with the mess you're making." (Session 12)
  • Dins: "It's basically Demon-WhatsApp" Vinnie: "What's the difference with the regular WhatsApp?" Marty: "In the demon-version, every conversation has to start with HELLo" Ecchima: "It's actually Virgil's father" (Session 12)
  • Dins: "He's like 70% leg" (Session 12)
  • Tuur: "It's a slippery slope I guess. It starts with the feet and who knows where it ends..." - Storm
  • Vinnie: "It's specialised rope" Ecchima: "It's silk rope." (Session 12)

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  • Storm: "Making a deal with the devil is a slippery slope I guess. It starts with the feet and who knows where it ends..." (Session 13)
  • Tuur: Am I the only one who always hears Halli say; "I'll start shitting light"?
  • Vinnie during Storm's attack: "All the polecats in the doughnout shops/ they do the sand serpant dance, don't you know/ If you move too quick (Wohoweho)/ They got the moves (Wohowoheyho)" - Tuur: "I wonder if they'll just explode"

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  • "Crying is a free action" -Dins (session 16)
  • In a certain accent: "You've reached Na'Dir's hotline" (session 16)
  • Marty "You can be a target to help your friends" (session 16)
  • a very mean DM "I'm trying to stomp the snake in front of me to death." (session 16)
  • Storm "Is it a scrying pool or a crying pool?" (session 16)
  • Eldrin "Its blood sausage is delicious"
  • Dins, when the players mentioned being affraid of the blood snake. "I can even do a jigg for you" (session 16)
  • Virgil to Fyllion "Cones are really weird" (session 16)
  • Dins "You come across more like the performer type than the 'let the snakes kick the shit out of you type'" (session 16)
  • Simeon (the one that didn't die) "It's kinda hard to tell if a blood snake is bloodied." (session 16)
  • <<< A summary of a discussion: >>> "Part of your game is like rotting shark, we need to piss on it to be perfect, Dins" (session 16)

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  • "I'm sorry again for the whole stabbing you in the ass again." -Simeon (session 17)
  • "Maybe I can use the dagger to heal this! I jam the dagger in the same wound to draw new blood." -Storm "It scars over & you're getting the stigmate of dumbassery" -Dins (GM) (session 17)
  • "I forgot to do my earring-thing." -Ecchima (session 17)

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  • "Stop in the name of Love, I want to hold person." -[[Fyllion]] (session 19)
  • "Gladiola, please let me in dear." -[[Fyllion]]
  • "The wettest beast in the desert " -[[Dins]] + "It's a shark, but with legs" -[[Marty]] (session 19)
  • "Rise, my Equine friend" -[[Fyllion]]
  • "All the bandits miss the most acrobatic shark in existence." -Dins (session 19)
  • "It's called a Parley" -[[Marty]] (session 19)
  • "A very horny snake." -[[Eldrin]] (session 19)
  • "I need a Camel whistle." -[[Eldrin]] (session 19)
  • "And he goes down, down, down, the Fyllion of fire, the Fyllion of fire" - [[Tuur]] en [[Vinnie[]] (session 19)
  • "Wait... I've been swimming in mosquito-pee?" -[[Hali]] (session 19)
  • "We're trying to haul away a tiny house while we're getting attacked." - [[Dins]]
  • "It's like deserts only have snakes, be more creative!" -[[Ecchima]] (session 19)
  • "Just drop it then, if you want to go free." -Ezra - "If you want something, just a-drop it, if it returns-a..." -[[Eldrin]] (session 19)

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  • "There's no I in crew" - El (session 25)
  • "I have different gold sandals, if you want new foot pics." -Storm to Virgil (session 25)
  • "So peepee poohpooh is what you get." -Ezra (session 25)
  • "Her natural dewy complexion..." -Dins about Hali (session 25)
  • "Watch out, Madonna, we get attacked by Körperwelten! Save yourself!" - El (session 25)
  • "I'm a firm believer in bad ideas." -Fyllion (session 25)
  • "Your father is an elder berry." - Fyllion (influenced by his souffleur: Meinhart) (session 25)
  • "It's back to mini-Körperwelten."-Dins (session 25)
  • "There's a hole where you used to be." -Dins to Meinhart (session 25)

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  • "This is the first time I've ever been Fyllion-rolled btw." - Vinnie (session 26)
  • "This one's for you, Aqueel!" -Hali (session 26)
  • "I would take a blow for any off you any day." - Fyllion (session 26)
  • "I plan on not agitating any more plants." - Gladiola (session 26)
  • "You don't bring a camel to a gunfight." -El (session 26)
  • "I don't want to overstep, captain, but if we need to send a letter that bends the truth, I volunteer to do the writing." (do we even need to add Fyllion's name?) (session 26)

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  • "That is probably why I used to be grumpy all the time, I didn't get enough sleep." - Fyllion (session 28)
  • "I was naive and stupid!" - Fyllion (session 28)
  • "Is it even the real Fyllion in front of us?" - Storm (session 28)
  • "We're in a pickle so we're consulting a frog. That's totally logical." -El (session 28)
  • "Fyllion is in a state and wants to see the frog." - Dins (session 28)
  • "I destroyed all the circles." - Someone who really hates Druids (session 28)
  • "Dragging El(drin) is an action, right?" - Meinhart (session 28)
  • "El(drin) is not a free object." - Dins (session 28)
  • "Don't judge people based on their smell, that's smellist." -Ezra (session 28)

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  • "I am the coin that is mommy and daddy." -Dins (intermezzo over the summer)
  • "Dins is a little like a puppy, always excited." -Vinnie (intermezzo over the summer)

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  • "I thought it would be dex" (Hali ) "no, no. If you're being sucked off, it takes wisdom to resist" -Storm & Ezra (session 29)
  • "that's just how the cookie crumbles" -Storm as Daisy dies (session 29)

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  • Storm: "Ophelia, you don't need any silver weapons?"
  • Ophelia: "Have you ever seen me ever stab someone? I have a silver tongue!" (Session 34)

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  • "May I suggest hiring a postal fish?" -Poinsettia (session 35)
  • "You see a beautiful black Andalusian whore." -DM
  • "Hali, did you fart? It a smells." - El
  • "This isn't a zoo, no you can't keep him!" -Ezra
  • "That's so last year." Ezra
  • "He's a trophy husband who loves his tiger wife."